While doing homework this week, Van and I had to fill out a “Getting to Know You” worksheet for his teacher. One of the questions was, “Where would you like to visit?”
Me: So, Van, where would you like to visit?
Van: Yes, Ohio.
Van: (laughs hystertically) I have no idea.
Me: That’s so weird.
Van: (very serious) They have volcanoes there, don’t they?