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Holy smokes, I haven’t blogged since April 2010. Time to get back on the wagon.
These days I feel more like a lawyer than a parent. Van challenges me to present facts about why we should be doing this or that on a daily basis. As I am sure is the case with most children, there is one pervasive argument going on, that I have been dying to squash: Video Games vs Reading. To me there is a clear benefit to one over the other, but to him, video games = way more fun and exciting. Even though I know I am the parent, and can declare anything for no apparent reason, I am finding myself enjoying taking on these proof perfect challenges.
Enter Mythbusters. Van and I LOVE Mythbusters, the TV show. If you haven’t seen, it is awesome.
Hosted by Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage — and co-hosted by Tory Belleci, Kari Byron and Grant Imahara — the MYTHBUSTERS mix scientific method with gleeful curiosity and plain old-fashioned ingenuity to create their own signature style of explosive experimentation.
In each episode, the Mythbusters team tests folkloric myths using science and usually explosives. Some examples include: Can you make a boat completely out of duct tape? Can a sonic shock wave shatter glass? Is it possible for bullets to bend around obstacles with a side arm flick of the wrist? Can match heads alone fire a homemade cannon? Can a 7-foot ball of Legos become a rolling weapon of mass destruction? etc. etc.
We like Adam Savage more, but we like Jamie. Grant Imahara is the real hero here, because he is the person that controlled R2-D2 in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace.
So recently, when the daily question of video games vs reading came up, I decided to squash it once and for all and prove to Van that he, himself, actually enjoyed reading more than video games by using a scientific method.
We would do a test case, like they do in Mythbusters. First, I would watch him play video games for half an hour and write down how many times he laughed. Then we would read, “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” to see how many times he would laugh during reading. This test was a tad loaded on my part, because I know that Van laughs hysterically while reading DWK.
We created a table to make it more official and ran the tests. There was no laughter during the video game. There were 5 laughter outbreaks during the reading. I showed him the table and he got it. I wish I could have bottled the look on his face. Table is now on fridge, for every time I get hassled about reading.
After watching the commercial in a hotel room at 11:00 at night, exhausted from staying up to watch the final conclusion of Mythbusters, we see this commercial. I kind of laugh and say, “Oh, that’s sort of funny.”
After about 30 seconds, Van yells, ” YEAH! GEICO!! I GET IT! BUT IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!!”
Van wrapped his tooth like a present, and taped it to a quarter. I asked why he was giving a quarter to the tooth fairy. He said he wanted to make a donation.
At the local convenience store picking out drinks. Van loves Gatorade.
Me: Van, which flavor do you want?
Van stands back looks at case.
Van: Really? I mean… honestly, does it matter? Don’t all Gatorades taste pretty much the same?